The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
50 movies, in alphabetical order
I cAME OUT TO MY FRIEND AND
i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked
does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol
The very first fucking card
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
nah that looks Sufficiently Weasel to me. maybe not Most Weasel but that’s definitely Pretty Dang Weasel
So ready for graduation